What goes up and fucks the youth? Not that, tuition fees.
Yes, there’s all that talk about an increase of up to £7,000. My take on it? Well, if it affects me, I’m just going to struggle in the uni winters. If not, then I probably need a moral nudge to fight against it.
I’m not here to make constructive comments on the pressing matter, so instead I’ll reiterate what politicians have said so you can come to your own conclusion. I tend to stay neutral in the field of party politics, and I remain to be here.
When the discussion aroused, the Dear Leader, Gordon Brown, in his final days of premiership had this to say:
“Like our food and clothes, which are allocated communally, education must be allocated communally. We cannot let capitalism force us to pay a price for education, allowing capitalism to force us to pay a price for education will lead to a slippery slope. You will be buying babies under the market mechanism. Do you want to buy babies under the market mechanism? I do not want to buy babies under the market mechanism.”
Liberal Leader, Clegg I, had these elaborate words to say in quick response:
“BAAAAAAABIES?! RAAAAAAAAWR! I KILL THEM ALL! PREPARE FOR A NEW LEGION OF DYSTOPIA AND OPPRESSION!”
But as the election favoured David Cameron instead of the former two, he closed with these words on the matter:
“We cannot keep tuition fees at this level in such economic times, the youth of today have to acknowledge that £7,000 a year is not a lot of money. £7,000 a year comfortably pays for two of my butlers.”
Yes, there’s all that talk about an increase of up to £7,000. My take on it? Well, if it affects me, I’m just going to struggle in the uni winters. If not, then I probably need a moral nudge to fight against it.
I’m not here to make constructive comments on the pressing matter, so instead I’ll reiterate what politicians have said so you can come to your own conclusion. I tend to stay neutral in the field of party politics, and I remain to be here.
When the discussion aroused, the Dear Leader, Gordon Brown, in his final days of premiership had this to say:
“Like our food and clothes, which are allocated communally, education must be allocated communally. We cannot let capitalism force us to pay a price for education, allowing capitalism to force us to pay a price for education will lead to a slippery slope. You will be buying babies under the market mechanism. Do you want to buy babies under the market mechanism? I do not want to buy babies under the market mechanism.”
Liberal Leader, Clegg I, had these elaborate words to say in quick response:
“BAAAAAAABIES?! RAAAAAAAAWR! I KILL THEM ALL! PREPARE FOR A NEW LEGION OF DYSTOPIA AND OPPRESSION!”
But as the election favoured David Cameron instead of the former two, he closed with these words on the matter:
“We cannot keep tuition fees at this level in such economic times, the youth of today have to acknowledge that £7,000 a year is not a lot of money. £7,000 a year comfortably pays for two of my butlers.”
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