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If you’re squeamish then stay away, but then again you’ve probably looked at the clutter of letters below…

Maths = A
English language = B
English literature = C
Biology = B
Chemistry = A*
Physics = A
Geography = A
French = B
Classics = C
Statistics = A
RE = B
Philosophy = B

In a nutshell? Pretty good, a little disappointed, no singing tonight…

In a long story? Well basicallé I made it there for half nine or something meeting a crowd of nervous people and a few who got their results early, when I found out that someone who is superb at maths got a mere filthy A as oppose to a beautiful A* I knew that the near divinely intervened fluke that gets me good results is as dead as my humour. So I eventually got the envelope and after it had absorbed a significant amount of moisture from my palms I opened the fucker and went through the three sheets of confusion resulting in surprise, disappointment and overall ‘WTF?!’. It was biology, maths and philosophy that let me down when I was expecting others to. The good news is that I might be able to retake maths, and probably ethics to up my grades. Whether or not I’ll do A2 philosophy is an open question (let me reinforce that philosophy isn’t a GCSE). I was surprised with chemistry and geography, how the fuck did I get an A* in a subject I did no work in? (The answer is CGP, but still…). And how did I get an A in geography when I took a voluntary break and ran out of time? If all else fails, God did it.

Maybe I’ll drunkenly sing songs that bring question to your sexuality another time…

Oh yeah, I can cross something off my 100 things list. :D