TomRed’s blog & stuff

Ooh. 50th weekly video. Shall I post something special? Probably. Will I? No. Here you go, Gordon Brown being portrayed as a failing Hitler. Enjoy. :)

If you’re squeamish then stay away, but then again you’ve probably looked at the clutter of letters below…

Maths = A
English language = B
English literature = C
Biology = B
Chemistry = A*
Physics = A
Geography = A
French = B
Classics = C
Statistics = A
RE = B
Philosophy = B

In a nutshell? Pretty good, a little disappointed, no singing tonight…

In a long story? Well basicallé I made it there for half nine or something meeting a crowd of nervous people and a few who got their results early, when I found out that someone who is superb at maths got a mere filthy A as oppose to a beautiful A* I knew that the near divinely intervened fluke that gets me good results is as dead as my humour. So I eventually got the envelope and after it had absorbed a significant amount of moisture from my palms I opened the fucker and went through the three sheets of confusion resulting in surprise, disappointment and overall ‘WTF?!’. It was biology, maths and philosophy that let me down when I was expecting others to. The good news is that I might be able to retake maths, and probably ethics to up my grades. Whether or not I’ll do A2 philosophy is an open question (let me reinforce that philosophy isn’t a GCSE). I was surprised with chemistry and geography, how the fuck did I get an A* in a subject I did no work in? (The answer is CGP, but still…). And how did I get an A in geography when I took a voluntary break and ran out of time? If all else fails, God did it.

Maybe I’ll drunkenly sing songs that bring question to your sexuality another time…

Oh yeah, I can cross something off my 100 things list. :D

And to add to your fear on the slight, slight chance of a zombie invasion, read this.

For those non-existent hardcore fans of this poor-excuse for a site may have noticed, I recently added another blog to the ones I know on the right (it’s the one that says ‘this one’). Well, as she is unable to post and wants a post done every day, I’m in control of it and this one. So take a look and enjoy her ideas raped by my writing style.

And your children are…outta here!

For those of you who don’t know, the identities of the assailants who brutally murdered Peter Connelly who was only 1, to make it more horrific, have been revealed. I can rant on about how evil they are but I just can’t see the idea of people being intrinsically evil for no reason, but that leads to beliefs of mine that would be worrying if true. Nevertheless, that doesn’t mean the government should spend our money on fucking protecting them. They acted in a way that brought harm so it’s only logical to torture them for their whole lives, even if it’s by citizens. If you remove the rights of an innocent human being, say goodbye to yours. Thankfully I can say that.

Well, it’s 18 says to results day (27th August). Did you know that the Terminator 2 date for Judgement Day was August 29th? Makes perfect sense.

There’s a few I know I fucked up, and as I’m so certain I’m willing to embarrass myself if I am wrong. These are the results I want:
Maths = A*
English language = B
English literature = C
Biology = A
Chemistry = A*
Physics = A
Geography = A
French = B
Classics = C
Philosophy = A

The ones in bold are the ones that will determine whether or not I embarrass myself (philosophy was an extra I can retake). Alas, if I get them, I will record myself singing the following and upload them on here:
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
We Didn’t Start The Fire (Billy Joel)
YMCA (Village People)
Still Alive (Jonathan Coulton & Ellen McLain)
Barbie Girl (Aqua)
Macarena (Los Del Rio)
(I might add to this later)

Furthermore, I’ll also post an embarrassing video of me. The joke’s on you to be honest as there’s not a hope in hell that I’ll get what I want!

Alright, another bonus to the bag – I’ll watch Dawn of the Dead (2004) as zombie films scare the shit out of me (mainly when I can’t get to sleep).

And another! I’ll get drunk for the first time since 1995 (I will not elaborate there).

I think this will be the last, I’ll eat no junk food and only healthy food between meals.

(I better stop) Fine, I’ll rid myself of internet (unless it’s necessary) until I go back to school, happy now?

I completed Portal this week (I’ve had the game for about 1 and a half years, I won’t go into how or why I left it to now). The turrets are deadly but that property is over-compensated by their cuteness. This is what I mean.

Futurama is coming back after 6 years of anger, thanks to Fox and the original cast making a compromise enabling the original voices of the characters. :D (See more)