TomRed’s blog & stuff

Don’t question the sadness that this week’s WV is a happy birthday message from the author directed to himself, just enjoy this video from JibJab (I used to watch JibJab’s videos many years ago…).

Yes I’m 8 twice, or 16 if you will. It feels very, very weird, I’m a child at heart and not one anymore (but I’m 85 at heart when I haven’t had much sleep…). I partly want to go back and partly want to go forward, and partly want to enjoy being fucking 16! Wahey! By the way, why does this country make laws without punishments? *Cough*

This is actually legendary, I’m surprised on how you could make a bloodthirsty killer look like a love-machine. Superb.

It’s kind of funny thinking about the scale of our universe, science has theorised about the minute world at the subatomic level, and the level of the outer world, which is next to inconceivable. If you do the maths and work out how many planets there potentially are, intelligent life like our own (well not always) is pretty much a certainty. By the way, if you think I’m stoned then this is what I’m on about.

As you probably would have guessed, this is the graph of my site views. It looks like a graph, a line graph to be precise, admire its graphiness.  But wait, what’s this? Yesterday had nearly 600 views… Now, if you look at the other days, and with a bit of common sense you’d know that that was some sort of weird error, I don’t think people are that keen on my weekly videos… If true, woo-hoo!

I finally got it, and it is a-a-amazing! I’ve been messing around with the apps and trackpad…I also got MS office… Even though my birthday’s on the 23rd I decided to get it today because it’s the holidays and I’m impatient…so yeah…

Screw it I want this one! Keyboards are so annoying; besides, it has a whole 19 minutes of battery life! With that I can probably update my Twitter account!

Well for many, many months I’ve been thinking of getting a MacBook, I’m getting tired of Windows and Mac is the new black. I’ve finally decided about an hour ago that I’m going to get the aluminium 2.4GHz one from John Lewis. I hope to see years of joy with it… I might even get into podcasting with GarageBand. See the full specs here.

There are some sites I found on a Facebook group that allegedly give stuff to the starving by you doing quizzes (quizzes of knowledge, not surveys). I’m not sure if it works and if so how it works but hey, worth a shot. Try FreePoverty, it gives cups of water for getting places in the world correct on a map.

Moving on from comedy, watch a video of random yet interesting information, the kind of information that has made me the obnoxious twat that I am today. By the way, this is the first post I’ve made from school…